Poor babies

Don’t you feel sorry for Rush, Ann, Sean and the rest of the loud mouths on the right who’ve labeled anyone who thought even slightly left of Attila the Hun to be a LIBERAL at best or, in their darker rants, even a COMMUNIST? Starting yesterday they had to adjust to their team, the Bush McCain third term truthiness express, being in the driver’s seat to the greatest nationalization since the 1918 Russian revolution.

Let’s be straight, I support the Hank and Ben show. There doesn’t seem to be any real alternative to the course they’ve set. I was born into a Franklin Delano Roosevelt household, so drastic action in the face of a meltdown of the financial system does not stand my hair on end as I know it must poor Ann’s who must look like a refugee from a Halloween party this morning.

John McCain’s first reaction to the AIG bailout was to revert to the standard Rush talking points, but as the day wore on, he became a converted SOCIALIST like most of the rest of us, not to get our votes you understand but to show he wasn’t as bad on the economy as he claimed earlier.

But John McCain’s a flexible guy. He recognizes that real old time republicans are now in charge of the party, so at least from now until the election, he’s got to pretend he’s Ike. It won’t be the toughest act in the world as the neocons and the evangelicals are catatonic over what Hank and Ben have wrought. Poor babies, it’s like they seen the second coming of Karl Marx. Since John has already explained away his 180 degree switch on nationalization to be no flip flop, he won’t have to deal with any of this in the debates with Senator Obama, right?

Florida is solidly in the McCain camp’s orbit. It’s not? Goodness, all those old folks get antsy when someone mentions that their early bird specials are threatened, but they needn’t worry, Hank and Ben are rushing to cover their money market funds that are falsely threatened by the Bush McCain financial miracle. But they shouldn’t worry; George Bush is in charge for another 121 days

Surely, John will be able to waltz through the debates clearly showing that he has always been consistent on regulatory matters as he’s been the Chair of the Senate Commerce Committee where he oversaw all the wonders worked by George W. Bush, and he’ll gladly tell us why he’s now the SOCIALIST that was his true inner self.

Surely you can’t wait; neither can I, and I’m not b.s.n’ you.